Introduction
Today we are going to look at a fun little game that is called, You Suck at Parking. To be honest, this game has a few insane levels, and your cars don’t have a lot of fuel, explaining why you are bad at parking. There is no story in this game, but there is a multiplayer mode, we will not look at the multiplayer mode. It does not matter if you are a man or a woman, you are going to suck at parking in this game!
What did I think before playing You Suck at Parking?
I had no idea what to expect from this game, I imagined I would need to park a car. It seems so simple, just get in that spot and park. How hard can it be, right? There is not much more to this game, you park, you win! For more information we are going to look at the Steam Page!
The Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/837880/You_Suck_at_Parking/
It seems we are up for a wild ride as there are over 100 levels to park your car in. As you progress in the campaign you can spice your car up and make it shinier. Everyone likes a shiny car, as long as you can park it decently. For the real challengers out there, you can try to get the best score to get on the leaderboard!
Rating
I rate You Suck at Parking with a 7.1 before playing.
This seems to be a small fun game where you will need to park your car!
Gameplay
The gameplay of You Suck at Parking is not really hard to guess. You will need to park your car. Before you get started, you will need to drive in an overworld map that has many levels ready for you. In the beginning there won’t be very much but as you progress, there will be new levels for you to unlock. Each world, or level has multiple stages to complete!
As you play the missions, you will need to park your car with limited fuel, this means you cannot slowly drive your car to the parking spot or the fuel will run out. If you think braking is allowed, then you are wrong, because parking will reset you back to the beginning of the level with a new car. And since you have time, that is not an ideal situation. You need to brake exactly on the parking spot, or it is back to the beginning!
If you clear the levels, you will get medals but to get the golden medals, you will need to clear the levels without even losing one car. This sounds like a hard challenge but for some levels it is quite easy. It also depends on if a level is suited for you. If you practice a lot, you will get the golden medal and eventually earn new customizations for your car!
Rating
I rate the gameplay of You Suck at Parking with a 7.0
While the game is fun, the mechanics can be a bit hard for people that do not drive cars normally.
Sound and Graphics
Graphics
The graphics for You Suck at Parking are quite basic, your car looks more like a toy car. This is not a problem at all but the levels also do not deviate a lot from each other. It is fun to look at though.
Sound
The soundtracks are mediocre at best and the sound effects might get boring after a while.
Rating
I rate the sound and graphics of You Suck at Parking with a 5,5
You play this game for the gameplay, not for the sound and graphics!
What did I think after playing You Suck at Parking?
While this was totally not my type of game, I enjoyed the puzzles it had to offer me. I have learned, I really do suck at parking, it might just be the weird roads or obstacles in the way. Nevertheless, I don’t think I will ever drive a real car, let alone drive one over a bridge that has a hole in it!
The customization options felt very basic, there was not a lot of reward to be given. If you are a fashion victim, you will be enjoying the customization this game has to offer. Now get out there and suck at parking!
Rating
I rate You Suck at Parking with a 6.8 after playing.
This was a fun game for a short while
What are my personal thoughts about You Suck at Parking?
I enjoyed some of the frustrating levels that I had to park in, sometimes it required out of the box thinking, which I did like. However, this is not a game that I enjoyed too much.
Rating
My personal Rating of You Suck at Parking with a 5.5
I really suck at parking!
Last Words
Pros
- Explore a overworld map where many levels are waiting for you.
- Collect medals by parking your car, can you get the golden medals?
- Play the levels and earn new customization options.
- The levels can be diverse with many new elements.
Cons
- The graphics and soundtracks are quite boring
- A lot of focus has been put into multiplayer, which is bad for people that want to play singleplayer
- A lot of the levels share the same look
If you are looking for a fun game that can melt some time, this is the game for you. While you are trying to park, the clock will keep on ticking, just don’t brake!
Final Rating
6.6
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Very good review!
Interesting little game)
My neighbor should get this, so he can learn how to park 🙂
That is a good one!
Good review!
Thank you!
Pretty fun game with cool idea and art style
i had overall same things about this game 6/10
It can be a fun game, for a little while.
Seems to be a funny game. But I guess I will not get better at parking.
I indeed suck at parking 😞
This game is for me 😃
I don’t even own a car!
I like the goofy premise of this game, although as someone who mostly plays singleplayer, it is a bit discouraging that most of the focus seems to be in the multiplayer aspect. Still, looks it could be a fun time for a while. 🙂
It can be fun for a while!